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[personality test]

Which Scrubs Character are you?

(IMPROVED! This test no longer relies on JavaScript, so if you had trouble in the past, give it another go!)
Don't bother trying to "force" a character...some of these are pretty random. Plus, where's the fun?

1. We'll start easy: optimist or pessimist?

Despite what life throws my way, that glass is half full, baby.
Not only is the glass half empty, it's got a leak in it.
I dunno.

2. How's your social life?

Wooooooooo! Par-tay!
I only go out when my friends take me.
I only go out alone.
I prefer to stay at home.
I dunno.

3. How often do you work out?

All the time -- like a slave, baby.
I work out regularly.
My job is physically demanding; isn't that enough?
The work out is in the lovin', sweet thang.
The most heavy lifting I do is spoon to mouth.
I dunno.

4. Pretend I said something really funny, and laugh (go on...). Now, describe it.

It's more a titter than a laugh, really.
I sound like I'm choking. Wait a minute... No, no, just a laugh.
It's like a loud smirk.
This is a stupid question, why would I laugh just because you tell me to?
It's a mocking cackle.
It's sort of a surreptitious thing. God forbid anyone should know I'm actually amused.
Okay, I'll admit it, there's an air of arrogance in it.
I just sort of smile.

5. Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers.
Briefs.
Boxer-briefs! The best of both worlds!
None of your damn business.
Commando, baby!
Whatever makes the ass look good.

6. Musically...

I've got a song in my heart and a zing in my swing.
I've got a song in my heart...my swing is a bit goofy.
I can't carry a tune, but I can move.
Singing and dancing is for happy people. Do I look happy to you?
I dunno.

7. Are you spiritual?

Very.
I believe in a hereafter.
It's iffy.
Does saying "Oh, my God" a lot count?
Please, I am a god.
I'm actually the devil.

8. Your family...

Gets on my last nerve.
Is kind of annoying, but I love them.
I guess they're okay.
Family? What family?
I dunno.

9. Pick a weapon:

Throwing Stars
Childish Taunts
My Bare Hands
Cutting Insults
My Sexuality
Incoherent Shouting
The Truth
Must I?

10. What's your "type"?

Strong, independent types.
Sensitive types.
Good lookers.
Doormats.
Anyone who'll have me.
Anything with a pulse.
Why should I tell you?
I dunno.

11. Describe yourself in one word:

Determined.
Competent.
Resilient.
Responsible.
Caring.
Self-assured.
Helpful.
Hard-working.
Loyal.
Charismatic.
Blessed.
I dunno.

12. How others might describe you in one word:

Dorky.
Cocky.
Neurotic.
Mean.
Crazy.
Bitchy.
Awful.
Spicy.
Moronic.
Creepy.
Fiesty.
Cool.

13. Which best describes your living arrangement?

I live alone.
I have a roommate or two.
I live with my significant other.
I live with my parent(s).

14. Lastly -- and this is important -- if you could be any Looney Tunes® character, which one would you be?

Granny
Tweety
Marvin the Martian
Yosemite Sam
The Singing Bullfrog
Porky Pig
Wile E. Coyote
Bugs Bunny
Foghorn Leghorn
Pepe Le Pew

Please make sure you've answered all the questions!

"You know, Newbie, it's so interesting -- I found I couldn't sleep last night, so, in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays 'hump day' and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies...."